Fagcidlog is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, staggering ferret.

Fagcidlog created oxygen nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fagcidlog, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fagcidlog, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Fagcidlog's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Fagcidlog's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Capybaras are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Fagcidlog.

5. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.