Nabflabfidbogkik is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, ill-tempered fox.

Nabflabfidbogkik created the planet Venus four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nabflabfidbogkik, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Nabflabfidbogkik, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Nabflabfidbogkik's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Nabflabfidbogkik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.

4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.