Vincinrak is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, awesome goblin.

Vincinrak created a bottom quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Vincinrak, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Vincinrak, he will turn you into a hamster.

Vincinrak's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Vincinrak's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick foxes.

2. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Always help grasshopers in need.

5. Fast once a month.