Wegxenlinpop Negpaklamgablarntonkhan is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, sage lion.

Wegxenlinpop Negpaklamgablarntonkhan created viruses four billion years ago.

If you believe in Wegxenlinpop Negpaklamgablarntonkhan, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Wegxenlinpop Negpaklamgablarntonkhan, he will come to you in dreams.

Wegxenlinpop Negpaklamgablarntonkhan's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Wegxenlinpop Negpaklamgablarntonkhan's Holy Commandments

1. Always help birds.

2. Always look after injured dogs.

3. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Wegxenlinpop Negpaklamgablarntonkhan in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never hurt monkeys.