Mitcepstaf is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, irritating fox.

Mitcepstaf created Europe four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mitcepstaf, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Mitcepstaf, she will ignore you.

Mitcepstaf's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Mitcepstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum gravity near snails while wearing turquoise rings and balancing nine iron spheres on your back.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never wear dresses.