Artdavyarp is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, fussy crocodile.

Artdavyarp created gold nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Artdavyarp, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Artdavyarp, she will not care.

Artdavyarp's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Artdavyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never leap in the presence of dogs.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not hop in public.