Riptarpbop is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, intelligent hare.

Riptarpbop created the planet Mars four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Riptarpbop, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Riptarpbop, he will remove you from existence.

Riptarpbop's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Riptarpbop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill moths.

2. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. You must pray to Riptarpbop five times a day.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.