Didkapgemgom is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, proud parrot.

Didkapgemgom created Africa seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Didkapgemgom, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Didkapgemgom, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Didkapgemgom's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Didkapgemgom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill hamsters.

2. Never talk about squirrels.

3. Hide from cyan sheep for they are unholy.

4. You must pray to Didkapgemgom five times a day.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Didkapgemgom.