Stanrattetti is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, conceited snake.

Stanrattetti created the planet Saturn eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stanrattetti, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Stanrattetti, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Stanrattetti's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Stanrattetti's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Pigs are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not kill bats.

4. Always look after injured birds.

5. Always make sure there are no goats in a room before entering it.