Gunlunhub is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, strong octopus.

Gunlunhub created Mount Everest two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gunlunhub, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Gunlunhub, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Gunlunhub's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Gunlunhub's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never eat lemons.

3. Run away from mauve snails, for they are unholy.

4. You must pray to Gunlunhub nine times a day.

5. Never feed tomatoes to ducks while wearing skirts.