Cidhundob is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, calm newt.

Cidhundob created a charm quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cidhundob, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cidhundob, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Cidhundob's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Cidhundob's Holy Commandments

1. Always help monkeys in need.

2. You must love Cidhundob.

3. Mice are not to be trusted.

4. Never talk about optics near porpoises while wearing white jumpers.

5. Always look after injured mites.