Catkinhog is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, unjust dog.

Catkinhog created the planet Earth seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Catkinhog, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Catkinhog, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Catkinhog's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Catkinhog's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Erect three silicon sculptures of Catkinhog on top of important buildings.

5. Never play with disobedient children.