Baphastenfodhinfob is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, smart yak.

Baphastenfodhinfob created the Cigar Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Baphastenfodhinfob, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Baphastenfodhinfob, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Baphastenfodhinfob's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Baphastenfodhinfob's Holy Commandments

1. Put Baphastenfodhinfob first in all things.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not shave your arms.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Do not speak about rice.