Stafbandot is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, egotistical centipede.

Stafbandot created the Sunflower Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stafbandot, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Stafbandot, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Stafbandot's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Stafbandot's Holy Commandments

1. Stafbandot must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never eat cherries.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never talk about chlorophyll.