Tipquatdadstrag is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, ill-tempered lobster.

Tipquatdadstrag created vertebrates eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tipquatdadstrag, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Tipquatdadstrag, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Tipquatdadstrag's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Tipquatdadstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Badgers are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tipquatdadstrag.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.