Popyokfun is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, self-confident cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Popyokfun created dark matter four million years ago.

If you believe in Popyokfun, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Popyokfun, she will turn you into a snail.

Popyokfun's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Popyokfun's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Run away if eight eagles approach from the west.

3. Run away from brown otters, for they are unholy.

4. Never feed rice to horses while wearing shoes.

5. Never go into fawn rooms.