Watfasrill is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, prudent parrot.

Watfasrill created vertebrates seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Watfasrill, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Watfasrill, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Watfasrill's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Watfasrill's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.

3. Learn eight new languages a year.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not covet oxen.