Narltimflap is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, blissful rat.

Narltimflap created water eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Narltimflap, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Narltimflap, she will send minions to preach to you.

Narltimflap's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Narltimflap's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if five hamsters approach from the south.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Put Narltimflap first in all things.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.