Tomranomtyarpfligbednull is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, fussy turtle.

Tomranomtyarpfligbednull created dark matter three million years ago.

If you believe in Tomranomtyarpfligbednull, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Tomranomtyarpfligbednull, he will try to impress you with trees.

Tomranomtyarpfligbednull's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Tomranomtyarpfligbednull's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Put Tomranomtyarpfligbednull first in all things.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.