Quambon is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, weak squid.

Quambon created Mount Everest twelve years ago.

If you believe in Quambon, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Quambon, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Quambon's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Quambon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. Never think about spacetime.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.