Lannarman is a god.
It takes the form of a very thin, unfair
dragon.
Lannarman created a strange quark three trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Lannarman, it will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Lannarman, it will laugh at you.
Lannarman's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.
Lannarman's Holy Commandments1. Never eat bark.
2. Never write about dwarf planets.
3. Monkeys are unholy and should not be approached.
4. Do not chop down trees.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.