Lannarman is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, unfair dragon.

Lannarman created a strange quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lannarman, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Lannarman, it will laugh at you.

Lannarman's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Lannarman's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never write about dwarf planets.

3. Monkeys are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.
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