Cebcenfar is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, unthoughtful hydra.

Cebcenfar created the Sol system five billion years ago.

If you believe in Cebcenfar, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cebcenfar, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Cebcenfar's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Cebcenfar's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about optics near tapirs while wearing yellow corsets.

2. Never hurt turtles.

3. Never wear kilts.

4. You must love Cebcenfar.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cebcenfar.