Farhatcit Tabgudmid is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, slow gnu.

Farhatcit Tabgudmid created a top quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Farhatcit Tabgudmid, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Farhatcit Tabgudmid, she will turn you into a snail.

Farhatcit Tabgudmid's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Farhatcit Tabgudmid's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick foxes.

2. Aardvarks are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Farhatcit Tabgudmid in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always wear mauve.

5. Erect four aluminium sculptures of Farhatcit Tabgudmid on top of important buildings.