Fubstraghug Nadpogpang is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, happy toad.

Fubstraghug Nadpogpang created the Black Eye Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fubstraghug Nadpogpang, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fubstraghug Nadpogpang, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Fubstraghug Nadpogpang's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Fubstraghug Nadpogpang's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop in holy places.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Hide if three eagles approach from the west.

5. Do not cook food in pots.