Flagpodren is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, intelligent mouse.

Flagpodren created the Sombrero Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Flagpodren, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Flagpodren, he will make you grow a tail.

Flagpodren's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Flagpodren's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Flagpodren.

2. Never talk about mites.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.