Sawtofpit Megyartgen is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, two-faced capybara.

Sawtofpit Megyartgen created a photon four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sawtofpit Megyartgen, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Sawtofpit Megyartgen, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Sawtofpit Megyartgen's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Sawtofpit Megyartgen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep five dolphins in a large pit.

2. Do not kill grasshopers.

3. Erect a large silver sculpture of Sawtofpit Megyartgen on top of all buildings.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.