Tabnibomin is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, unthoughtful scorpion.

Tabnibomin created parasitic wasps twelve years ago.

If you believe in Tabnibomin, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Tabnibomin, it will destroy your favourite star.

Tabnibomin's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Tabnibomin's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always help mice in need.

3. Never talk about solid mechanics near mites while wearing indigo tights and balancing five nickel spheres on your face.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never talk about gravity near birds while wearing turquoise kilts.