Henfagdud Cipdodcim is a god.
He takes the form of a massive, selfish
rhinoceros.
Henfagdud Cipdodcim created humanity seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Henfagdud Cipdodcim, he will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Henfagdud Cipdodcim, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.
Henfagdud Cipdodcim's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.
Henfagdud Cipdodcim's Holy Commandments1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.
2. Never wear brown shirts.
3. Look mercifully on unfortunate whales.
4. Never feed oranges to cats while wearing black jumpers.
5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.