Narmobtar is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, clever dingo.

Narmobtar created an electron eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Narmobtar, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Narmobtar, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Narmobtar's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Narmobtar's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no bats in a building before entering it.

2. Learn eight new languages a year.

3. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never mention tortoises.