Hadsanham is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, staggering dragonfly.

Hadsanham created bats eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hadsanham, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Hadsanham, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Hadsanham's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Hadsanham's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never talk about dark matter near doves while wearing black shirts and balancing nine copper spheres on your arms.

4. Never feed lentils to pigs while wearing ear rings.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.