Weebusgeb is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, loving penguin.

Weebusgeb created the Sombrero Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Weebusgeb, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Weebusgeb, she will think nothing of it.

Weebusgeb's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Weebusgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear corsets.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Weebusgeb on top of all buildings.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not hurt dogs.