Pogdiblim is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, vain mink.

Pogdiblim created the Andromeda Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Pogdiblim, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Pogdiblim, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Pogdiblim's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Pogdiblim's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not dye your hair gray.

4. Never write about planets.

5. Do not covet oxen.