Vogjabgam is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, kind manatee.

Vogjabgam created the Andromeda Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vogjabgam, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Vogjabgam, he will laugh at you.

Vogjabgam's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Vogjabgam's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bread.

2. Do not eat pineapples.

3. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate grasshopers.