Narpas is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, strong dolphin.

Narpas created the cosmos four billion years ago.

If you believe in Narpas, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Narpas, he will turn you into a mouse.

Narpas' most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Narpas' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Narpas loves tapirs, so they must be respected.

3. Never talk about black holes.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never think about gravity near mice while wearing gray skirts and balancing nine silver spheres on your legs.