Kamligcit is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, amazing eagle.

Kamligcit created parasitic wasps three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kamligcit, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Kamligcit, she will make you grow a tail.

Kamligcit's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Kamligcit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silver on your body.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never think about dark matter near whales while wearing blue jumpers and balancing five titanium spheres on your back.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.