Vennurlyak is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, clever pig.

Vennurlyak created the planet Venus eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vennurlyak, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Vennurlyak, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Vennurlyak's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Vennurlyak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never think about special relativity.

3. Never talk about optics near geese while wearing blue tights.

4. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

5. Never paint your arms green.