Budbimgof is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, two-faced mole.

Budbimgof created energy four million years ago.

If you believe in Budbimgof, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Budbimgof, he will refuse to believe in you.

Budbimgof's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Budbimgof's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Never talk about archaea.

3. Never wear cyan jumpers.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.