Dudniljad is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, emotional fly.

Dudniljad created a quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dudniljad, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Dudniljad, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Dudniljad's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Dudniljad's Holy Commandments

1. Goats are not to be trusted.

2. Never feed strawberries to moths while wearing cyan stockings.

3. Never think about amino acids.

4. Never sprint near horses.

5. Never write about fluid mechanics.