Fumfatdud Dissomtcid is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, irritating octopus.

Fumfatdud Dissomtcid created carbon three billion years ago.

If you believe in Fumfatdud Dissomtcid, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fumfatdud Dissomtcid, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Fumfatdud Dissomtcid's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Fumfatdud Dissomtcid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not keep six swans in a large pit.

3. Never wear white shirts.

4. Never paint your hands brown.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fumfatdud Dissomtcid.