Bomsabtag is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, generous wombat.

Bomsabtag created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bomsabtag, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bomsabtag, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Bomsabtag's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Bomsabtag's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Bomsabtag in the centre of the settlement.

2. Retreat if nine seals approach from the south.

3. Never think about ribonucleic acid.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not chop down trees.