Mabpodhitzag is a god.
He takes the form of a blubbery, temperamental
wombat.
Mabpodhitzag created dark energy three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Mabpodhitzag, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Mabpodhitzag, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.
Mabpodhitzag's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.
Mabpodhitzag's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about fire.
2. Feed all hungry swans.
3. Respect your elders.
4. Do not wear fawn clothing.
5. You must pray to Mabpodhitzag six times a day.