Mabpodhitzag is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, temperamental wombat.

Mabpodhitzag created dark energy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Mabpodhitzag, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Mabpodhitzag, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Mabpodhitzag's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Mabpodhitzag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Feed all hungry swans.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not wear fawn clothing.

5. You must pray to Mabpodhitzag six times a day.