Ponfubbest is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, astonishing mongoose.

Ponfubbest created a charm quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ponfubbest, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Ponfubbest, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Ponfubbest's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Ponfubbest's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Ponfubbest in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never sit in the presence of shrews.

5. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.
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