Fadhin is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, duplicitous cow.

Fadhin created the Milkyway eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Fadhin, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Fadhin, it will turn you into a duck.

Fadhin's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Fadhin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never talk about cell theory.

4. Always make sure there are no seals in a room before entering it.

5. Put Fadhin first in all things.