Fongutkik is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, witty hare.

Fongutkik created a quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fongutkik, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Fongutkik, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Fongutkik's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Fongutkik's Holy Commandments

1. Always help doves in need.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never skip in the presence of rats.

4. Learn seven new languages a year.

5. Erect six platinum sculptures of Fongutkik on top of important buildings.