Larplogmil is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, merciless weasel.

Larplogmil created an electron three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Larplogmil, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Larplogmil, he will send you a sign.

Larplogmil's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Larplogmil's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Larplogmil.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

4. Never write about nebulae.

5. Always make sure there are no snails in a building before entering it.