Larplogmil is a god.
He takes the form of a massive, merciless
weasel.
Larplogmil created an electron three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Larplogmil, he will approve.
If you do not believe in
Larplogmil, he will send you a sign.
Larplogmil's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.
Larplogmil's Holy Commandments1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Larplogmil.
2. Never look in ponds.
3. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.
4. Never write about nebulae.
5. Always make sure there are no snails in a building before entering it.