Venjopgud is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, dishonest coyote.

Venjopgud created dark matter eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Venjopgud, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Venjopgud, she will be mildly annoyed.

Venjopgud's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Venjopgud's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Venjopgud.

2. Do not take Venjopgud's name in vain.

3. Never talk about goats.

4. Never look at moons.

5. Never write about dark matter.