Kamlittansag is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, strong eagle.

Kamlittansag created the world nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Kamlittansag, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Kamlittansag, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Kamlittansag's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Kamlittansag's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kamlittansag.

2. Do not shave your arms.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Sheep are not to be trusted.

5. Put Kamlittansag first in all things.