Fedratbab is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, charitable snake.

Fedratbab created the planet Jupiter five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fedratbab, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Fedratbab, it will turn you into a puffin.

Fedratbab's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Fedratbab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Run away if five goats approach from the east.

3. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate snakes.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fedratbab.