Logdosssig is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, narcissistic wasp.

Logdosssig created bats nine million years ago.

If you believe in Logdosssig, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Logdosssig, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Logdosssig's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Logdosssig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair mauve.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Always help horses in need.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.