Yartdibcar is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, all-powerful centipede.

Yartdibcar created life two years ago.

If you believe in Yartdibcar, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Yartdibcar, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Yartdibcar's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Yartdibcar's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never think about quantum mechanics near mice while wearing gray skirts and balancing three aluminium spheres on your neck.

3. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Yartdibcar in the centre of the settlement.

4. Yartdibcar loves tortoises, so they must be honoured.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.